Fan Service Alert IV – “High School DxD OVA”

August 13th, 2012 in Anime, Fan Service Alert, General Reviews, High School DxD by

OK, the series is perverted enough as it gets, as there are some major bust queens in this show. The series is now ‘between seasons’, so now would be a very good time to truck out an OVA and have ourselves a good laugh.

The club is going to the beach, but since they can teleport there, they change out in the club room. They call Issei Hyodo in on this and he, magically, busts in on them when they are in various stages of nakedness and they bust him up like a cedar plank at a karate club. Once at the beach, well, all bets are off. The president of the club, Rias Gremory, wears a Borat-style swimsuit (and if you have seen “Mahoromatic”, Shikijo Saori wears the same style in Season 1, Episode 4).

Rias lies down on the beach and there is no cloth touching her body from just past her ninnies all the way to her crotch, Wow, talk about a superstructure! Anyway, she asks Issei to put some suntan lotion on her and ‘not to miss any spots’. Well this is that suntan lotion that doubles as some kind of lubricant, so it pops out of his hands and Rias gets soaked while Issei is manhandling and fondling and squishing her all about. She is upset about this, but the more they struggle the worse it gets.

Trying to come to their aid is Asia Argento, who also manages to get ensnarled in this little fiasco. In fact, the still above is from the OVA and there is a scene where Issei is wedged between a breast sandwich. Well, this does not go unnoticed and Issei is to be punished by the Watermelon Splitting game, except his head is the watermelon. Ha, ha, ha.

The perversity meter gets shattered on this one and they manage to do this all in less than five minutes. For a person who likes to be naked, Rias is unusually prudish in this little escapade. And things only get worse.

For episode two, Akeno Himejima decides that Issei needs some specialized training….under a waterfall. Sadly, the outfit she is wearing gets very, VERY translucent when wet, so we are given a really nice look at her boobies (as if the opening sequence for this episode wasn’t enough!) Needless to say, Issei passes out. Upon his awakening, Akeno offers him a parfait dessert, but, in his zeal, spills it….so creamy cream is all over her luscious body. Not wishing it to go to waste, she asks if Issei would lick it off her breasts. Does he have to be asked twice? Is a bear catholic? Does the Pope…never mind. Well, as he burrows deep into her cleavage, we discover this was just some kind of smut dream for him.

Episode three is the most salacious anime segment I have ever seen short of hentai. I don’t want to say a word about it, except you should hunt it down with all urgency if you are a dyed-in-the-wool fan service fan. You will NOT be disappointed. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to take a shower, as show four is going to be released.

On a scale of 1 to 10:

Artwork           9 (Solid artwork)
Plot                  4 (Really shaky framework for it)
Pacing              9 (Oh, Mama!)
Effectiveness    9 (Of course it works!)
Conclusion       8 (It reaches a real end, but after a wild ride)
Fan Service      10 (I know how the lotion bottle feels!)

Overall            9 (Was you seek is what you get)

And remember, it’s first run until you’ve seen it. Do you want me to get every spot?